Posted 9 hours ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

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Posted 13 hours ago

godheadcomplex:

my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]

(Source: sasukeapologist)

Posted 13 hours ago

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

(Source: alessandroscocciapappagallo)

Posted 17 hours ago
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mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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Posted 17 hours ago

lzbth:

'who? oh, an internet friend?' yea and they're a better fuckin friend than you've ever been mate so get that disapproval out of your voice and up your goddamn game you should be ashamed of urself

Posted 17 hours ago

softmonkeychains:

thenoodlebooty:

rachelreine:

Ash what is your damage

That was low even for you

(Source: ash-ofpallet)