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pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

(Source: nickimlnaj)

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feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014

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faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

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dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails